Ricky Van Wolf-Sphincter
In a blatant attack on our 'prolific' striker RvW, a Sky Sports presenter has let her true feelings for the 'Wolf' be known as she calls our St.Etienne bound player Ricky Van Wolf-Sphincter.
A Sphincter, as we all know is the body's preferred route for clearing out it's waste....
If you haven't see it - check out the evidence of her merciless attack here
By the way - I'm joking...she just 'messed' up...
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